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With a strength of ten thousand Exploding Broccoli, the reindeer pack shot into the sky!

Plastic Rubber Ducky was left in tears, envying the ten reindeers' ability to fly.

Two reindeers lashed out their hind legs and coiled their tails to Rudolphus' front legs -- acting as the left and right arms. The skin of the two arm-deers flashed red very briefly, signalling that the Robotic Connection to the arm was complete. 

The Two Arm-Deers

Two more lunged to each of Rudolphus' arms and used their front legs to cross-lock with the arm-deers' front legs. The lowerarm-deers were Connected successfully. Sparks came out of the cross-lock, alarming Rudolphus that the joints were working.

Rudolphus lashed out its new deer-arms and jabbed the air for flashy effect, like in those Robot Cartoons I used to watch as a kid. Not only that this exaggerates the strength of the Robot, it also encourages fitness and aesthetic, which is important to fight obesity in this day and age. 

Two reindeers then lept into each other, and connected their two front hooves together, bottom-to-bottom. The reindeers' leg fur withdrew from their legs and binded the connected hooves, spiraling and covering the their legs from sight. They tumbled towards the left foot of Rudolphus, with the top reindeer coiling his tail into the feet of their leader. Two other reindeers did exactly the same thing, but on Rudolphus' right leg instead, preserving the symmetric properties of the Robotic Warrior. 

Finally, the tenth reindeer stretched her legs as hard as she could. Her face revealed agony and pain, changing her facial color into bright green. She held her breath while doing so for maximum effectiveness, which increased her total body length twice as it was originally. However, she extensively held her breath to the point of death, and fainted.

Rudolphus manoeuvred his deer-legs to catch the dead reindeer. The thigh-deer's mouth breathe fire, propelling Rudolphus into the female reindeer's vicinity. He caught the body with the lower arm-deer's legs, where it magnetically Connected with the lower arm-deer's body. 

The Hooves of the Connected Reindeers, once combined with Rudolphus, were electrically charged, creating a magnetic field which pulls forth other reindeer bodies. The less alive the reindeer, the more effective the magnetic pull of the arm- or leg-deers. In conjunction with the ability to attract, on fur or hoof contact, the deer is resurrected as a part of the Robotic Warrior, as a weapon. The tenth female reindeer was not actually dead -- it became a Cyborg-Spear-Deer, the main arsenal of the superior SUPER ULTRA MASSIVE ULTIMATE ROBOT Z.

With a brandishing of the dark brown fur, wafting it's small hairs in the wind, the Robotic Warrior is ready for battle!

Rudolphus' eyes transformed, shaping themselves like rigid trapezoids, half-metal but with remnants of pale organic skin. His eyes were covered in white flame, giving Pirate Horowitz the notion that he is ready to give his backside a kicking, or twenty. Santa screamed the Robot Warrior's extensively long name in pride. He'd hope that his ugly Frankenstein of a robot could actually defeat Plastic Rubber Ducky.

However at this point, the Loading Screen of Doom was somehow at 72!

I am most certain that the Long Hat will come to fruition very very soon! I know this because one hundred minus seventy two is twenty two, which less than half the time we had to wait for this Loading Screen to fill up!

Santa needs to hurry and force the fainted-then-resurrected Robot Warrior topple the Plastic Rubber Ducky and stop the progression of the chant of Hats. If SUPER ULTRA MASSIVE ULTIMATE ROBOT Z fails to do so before the tick of the fifteenth comes, then we are all finished!

The name can use a refurbishing, but Santa refused to rename his creation. This was due to the symbolic understanding that more capital letters increases a being's power and strength. Given by the equation two to the power of n times one thousand, where n is the number of capital letters, the multitude of capital letters in the Robotic Warrior's name gives it overwhelming raw strength. However, this does not apply only to one creature.

"Hahahaha, you think you're the only one with a trick of your own?" Pirate Horowitz chuckled. Clearly he had another pesky trap!

Pirate Horowitz summoned a giant Times New Roman, a 90 meter letter Z, and placed it squarely on Ducky's back. The letter Z is on the higher scale of the Alphabet, giving Ducky maximal power, adding to the strength boost that the capital letter had. 

"Go, Plastic Rubber Ducky! Go forth with the power of the Alphabet!" Pirate Horowitz threateningly pointed to the Robotic Warrior. Once again, the tide of battle has turned!

A Giant Capital Z appeared!

The Robotic Warrior didn't falter, since it was confident that it had more power due to the amount of capitals its name had! Although Z is indeed the last letter of the Alphabet, and Plastic Rubber Ducky had it in its back, the Robotic Warrior's name has a Z at the very end too!

When the red sphere affixed on Rudolphus stopped flashing, simply illuminating the area crimson, he lunged forward with the reindeer robot and attacked! 

While still on air, it proceeded with a high kick, linking with a low punch, low punch and cancelling with a Dragon Uppercut. However, the Letter Powered Ducky blocked the attack using its beak, and swung it from left to right, and attempted to swipe the Robotic Warrior down as a counter attack! The Robotic Warrior used it's spear to stop it's beak, pushing it squarely back to it's head. Swiftly, the beak opened itself, and Plastic Rubber Ducky attempted to swallow the Robotic Warrior. 

The metal reindeer combination pack anticipated this attack! It pulled back its Cyborg-Spear-Deer and stabbed Ducky's beak-mouth, and then rotated the spear 360 degrees lengthwise, hitting it's top-beak and bottom-beak! It jumped with it's fire-breathing leg-deers away from the beak, and lunged forward to smash Plastic Rubber Ducky's head with its Spear! 

Unfortunately, Ducky's Plastic armor bounced the Spear backwards! It's common sense that the elastic feature of Rubber Ducks protects it from heavy attacks! The trade-off is the cute squeal it makes after it gets compressed when hit! Once elastically pushed back by the robotic combination of deers, Plastic Rubber Ducky followed with a recoil high frequency squeal, deafening Rudolphus and the other reindeers. The entirety of the Robotic Warrior was thrown away by Ducky's crucial scream. 

"Darn it!" Santa said in disbelief. "If 'dem reindeers 'ere a bit fat, their fats would'a taken in the squeal like a man!" Santa actually explains a bit of sound resistance mechanism -- using one's body fat as a suppressor for sound. The larger the surface area of the fat barrier, the more effective the anti-sound properties of your bodies work.

However, it was pointless. Sadly, no one wants to be as fat as you, Santa.